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Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex (theonion.com)
submitted 4 months ago by negativenull@piefed.world to c/exmormon@lemmy.world
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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

Thank god, I was getting a crick in my neck.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (3 children)

What about during soaking?

[–] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Are you allowing to look at your buddy when they're helping you jump hump?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

only when praying.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That's not sex as both their god and state have vision like a T rex

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

best alternative name of soaking I ever heard was "Mormon tantric sex", and it's true.

[–] hodgepodgin@lemmy.zip 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

shouldn’t be a problem for me, because

a) I don’t live in Utah

b) I don’t make eye contact with people

c) I don’t have sex

[–] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 15 points 4 months ago

Lmao I thought this was real for a second

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

From gay anonymous rest stop sex to Utah law. This tracks.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

Well yeah, how is she going to make eye contact at that angle?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago

so doggy style, mostly.