"I was eating some pizza and I burnt the roof of my mouth. Then I thought, wait a minute, that's not the roof of my mouth. That's the ceiling of my mouth. The roof of my mouth is way up here. Whoever named this was not using the attic of their mouth at all." - Demetri Martin
Forgot hot pizza fresh out of the oven
No hot pockets or frozen pizzas?
I feel like people aren't getting this one...
I feel like intentionally ignoring it is part of the joke
I feel like most people aren't being intentional
French bread. I hurt every time
What do these chips do?
Carve you up, theyre thick and sharp and delicious
Deep, brutal cut.
Gotta put Atomic Warheads on there, too.
Freshly baked pizza OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT