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That’s who I thought of immediately
There really is someone for everyone!
I realized this means her underwear is sitting right on the stool.
...you hope its her underwear.
Gonna have to give people towels at the entrance so they can wipe down the snail trails like you do at the gym.
Thank you. I will never not look at the barstool I sit in next. 🤮
Bro 1: I took a girl home last night, now it hurts when I pee.
Bro 2: You think she gave you the clap?
Bro 1: Nah, bro. Splinters.
Its "peg leg" Jenny, but she seems to have a tiny person hidden under her skirt, you can see the legs dangling down.
She isn’t named Peggy?
You're thinking of legless Margaret
Ugh more of these impossible beauty standards! Can’t even have visible knees!
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Never skip leg day.