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A Gripping Finale (europe.pub)

submitted 4 months ago by cm0002@europe.pub to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY DUMBER… (Trombone sound)…AMERICA KICKS IT INTO FIFTH GEAR.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

THE MOST DRAMATIC EPISODE YET!! (sizzle sound)

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And... the network cancels it. As usual.

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

On the contrary, it seems to evade getting cancelled at every turn. The fat cat has nine lives.

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 months ago

That's ok. Another streaming service already picked it up. Truth Live

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 months ago

I heard the executives may extend the show and stretch out its death even though it was never good and its newer seasons have been especially lazy.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Seems like a good endless excuse. Rome didn't fall in a day, it took many years

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 4 months ago

You did, however, have a climatic end the Republic series.

[–] BannedVoice@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

This is the way the world ends

Not with a bang but a whimper.

— T. S. Eliot

[–] Mastengwe@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

We haven’t even hit sweeps week yet.

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Heard rumor of a crossover event with South America. They'll try to reanimate Walt Disney so if possible to bring back a Nixon\Agnew ticket. They're renaming the canal to the Van Halen Panama Canal. And build a wall all the way to Cape Horn and make everyone "go around the Cape like god intended". Also something about a Earthica too.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I’m still on pins and needles waiting for the Epstein plot twist and WW3.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 3 points 4 months ago

I heard WW3 will be a major plot element in the next season.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Just like yesterday. And the day before that. And all last week. Well, ever since January. 2021? No, I meant '25, but it could be just as well.

[–] cm0002@europe.pub 2 points 4 months ago

It's DBZ rules, it's going to be a long protracted build up and then it'll be over in 5 minutes