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LeopardsAteMyFace

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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] betanumerus@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I'm done with clicking on titles that say nothing. Sometimes the jokes are good but with so many of them now, I can't waste time guessing.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

My guy they are deporting 4 year olds, I don't think legal system has any effect.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago

This is the stupidity we are up against.

And then they came for me

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

It's a dog's prayer for color vision. Ain't gonna happen.

[–] chuckd@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Some day they'll get it. It's not about following the law or doing it the "right" way. It's about the color of your skin.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Womp womp, think harder next time

Well, pal, hopefully she's not arrested and deported after leaving one of her final appointments before the citizenship goes through.

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