Finally, a LinkedIn lunatic I can agree with.
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Do it enough times, you'll get treated to an exclusive hotel with free food and lodging! If you like ramen, they even have an exclusive flavour!
If the £ wasn't indication enough, this ain't in the US.
Oh, I know about GBP. But the ass backwards US has had tap to pay for a couple weeks now, maybe longer. I know they lag behind other parts of the world, and some retailers still don't support it, but it is relevant in freedom-land, too. /s
US tap to pay sucks compared to most of the world though.
How so?
Take a guess?
Plot twist, it's all of them.
Do you really think homeless methheads have bank cards?
Not their own, of course.
Jokes on you (I know, it's satire) I keep spent gift cards for the express purpose of carding doors when I have to. No chip, and even if you had a mag reader there's $1.36 left on the card, have fun.
Thanks, now I'm up -44.49£ 😎 (assuming 50% card to cash conversion & 1.33 USD : 1 GBP)
Have fun! If you can't convert it to cash you might be able to get like 1/5th of a coffee!
It's that like a Wish Sandwich?
They sell sandwiches on wish now? I wouldn't trust it, probably rotten by the time it goes through customs, and full of lead to boot.
Yeah, far safer to stick with a Temu burritu or two. 🤌🏼
Its not like he's stealing their money, those cards are probably stolen too.
Ah, yes, the ol' "stolen goods but I didn't steal 'em" defense. Ironclad classic.
often try
30 in the last 10 years.
Yeah, you see, driving_crooner, this is what we would call a joke.
Thanks for your insightful comment 👍
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When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose. That was the earth telling me I'm supposed to do something great.