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Embracing a fixation (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

"One call, that's all."

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Has child services checked in on this kid? Looks like they’re sending some fairly loud covert signals

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 10 months ago

Iirc the lawyer was invited to come but didn't and wrote a letter about how he could be a future competitor or something. It was funny

[-] ExfilBravo@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Plot twist the lawyer is his Dad that lost custody in the divorce.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I laughed way too hard at this

[-] IanSomnia@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

At first I thought this could be an onion article. Then I realized it was too specifically strange to be an onion article.

[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Onion doesn't write parody anymore.

It's more like stories that haven't happened yet.

[-] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 10 months ago

would a kid grow out of this? anyone have any experience with this level of obsession?

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Toddlers fixate on stuff. It'll be something else in 6 months

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world -3 points 10 months ago

Seems like an odd thing to focus on, but maybe the kid is autistic.

[-] TulipanJones@kbin.social 36 points 10 months ago

I diagnose this kid with childhood. Toddlers are weird

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

What do I owe you doc?

[-] Kitikuru@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Just your firstborn and a yearly subscription to Netflix

[-] mishielda1234@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

It's cause you didn't grow up in New Orleans lol, Morris Bart is a cultural phenomena there

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