this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago
[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 18 points 5 hours ago

Me: "Oh, I ate so much, I'm completely full"

Grandma: "There's still dessert"

Me: "Domain Expansion"

This might be a decision I will regret, but that is a future me problem

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 0 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

*diabetic grizzly bear .... with heart disease ... and poor circulation .... and bad eye sight ... and tingling in their fingers

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

You’re gonna die someday anyway. Might as well enjoy it while you can. And death by blueberry pie is not the worst way to go. 🤷‍♂️