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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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A science book and a plant.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

A stick and another stick

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Galoshes and a Codpiece.

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Camera and a J

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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Guitar and bicycle

Tea bags and hash

[–] NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

~~Noose and a bottle of pills~~

Probably my pocket hell rectangle and a blowtorch

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A massive schlong and two big balls.

Balls contained in ballsack counts as one accessory.

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