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[–] breakfastatmidnight@quokk.au 10 points 1 week ago

Masochist: Hurt me !

Sadist: No.

That Satan didn't see this solution immediately tells me they're not a top.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

These "whip" responses are all wrong - they'd enjoy that. Hell for them would be the most boring straight missionary sex with an ancient AF prostitute who's seen so much action that they wouldn't feel anything, let alone enjoy it.

[–] CameronDev@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago

It was just a funny set of posts to be back to back, not a suggestion.

Maybe straight missionary, but on antidepressants and numbing cream would be the best option.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Loving slow passionless sex with a wife that only likes soft caresses.