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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can fix her

[–] HeurtisticAlgorithm9@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah! Make her do harrassment training!

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

Here's your check, sir. Pay no attention to the 98% dickbag surcharge.

[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Weird way to spell "miss". Must be a miscommunication.

As an aside, I'm not calling anyone an Uber with their nutty pricing these days. Well, unless it's an emergency I guess. But as someone who doesn't drink, I'd rather DD than subject someone to those prices, myself included.

Plus, giving someone a ride home might give you a chance to see that you're the mess, not the other person.