Here's your check, sir. Pay no attention to the 98% dickbag surcharge.
this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2025
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I can fix her
Yeah! Make her do harrassment training!
Weird way to spell "miss". Must be a miscommunication.
As an aside, I'm not calling anyone an Uber with their nutty pricing these days. Well, unless it's an emergency I guess. But as someone who doesn't drink, I'd rather DD than subject someone to those prices, myself included.
Plus, giving someone a ride home might give you a chance to see that you're the mess, not the other person.
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