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[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

Joke's on them, SLAP rounds will sail right through normal cars too fast for the message to be read.

I prefer to write my messages on 40mm grenades. They move slower so the target can read it before they poof, and there's more room to put the message on the projectile instead of the case.

[–] Shipgirlboy@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't think they're gonna reach anyone if they write it only on the casing.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

The guy who has to pick them up is livid, I'm sure.

[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Im glad I wasnt the only one to catch that

[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They are trying their best okay?

[–] sepi@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

we know you aren't

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Specifically about it being voided repeatedly at very high velocity. Also, you have no car."

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

You have 30 minutes to remove your pile of smoking wreckage

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

It could be worse, in the words of ED-209: "You have twenty seconds to comply."

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Imagine dying to "about"