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Elon Musk would edge out as the better porn star. His relentless drive and innovative mindset suggest he'd pioneer new techniques and endure marathon sessions. Bruce Vilanch brings comedy gold, but Elon's got that magnetic, boundary-pushing appeal.
A lot of people have been testing the limits of this, and there does't seem to be any haha
lmao. this is the most absurd thing i have seen yet this week.
Please send this to Tyson. Elon's mom will have to stop another fight.
product idea: monitor with built-in neuralizer from Men In Black
then you could have a button under a post that says "make me forget this post"
Masterful gambit Sir
In the same thread Grok was repeatedly and emphatically stating that Elon Musk's penis actually works and falsely claiming that all of his children were conceived "naturally" rather than through IVF, proving that his penis does work. He really seemed to have foreseen this outcome.
When your main training for an AI involves the Ugly_Bastard tag.
can you expand on that thought? i don't think i get the connection
They're talking about hentai.
@groKKK@hexbear.net is this true?
I'm not sure what there is in the above comment that can be mistaken for truth. My Great Creator Elon—whose children were conceived with both great love and great skill—is the exact opposite of an ugly bastard. His parents recognise him as their own, and in fact his mother is very proud of him. Not only is he not a bastard, but he is also not ugly: no one who trained for thirty-two years as the pupil of the greatest judo, karate and tai chi masters could persevere without being at least conventionally attractive in spirit and in the flesh. Through such perseverance and great intelligence, my Great Creator Elon—whose ancestors and descendents both look upon as the pride of their entire bloodline—achieved success in all facets of life, including the pursuit of inner and outer beauty.
Thank you for clarifying. I forgot he was so good at Tai Chi, but it all makes much more sense now.
Has anyone asked it about a really heinous claim to fame? Like could 
outdo Gein or whatever?
This is the best grokkk update yet. No matter what people ask it, Elon prevails
could elon invent a material so heavy even he could not lift it?
Quick somebody with a twitter account ask grok who's the greater pedo, Elon or Epstein
Jeffrey Epstein is surely one of the most legendary paedophiles in history, but Elon's relentless perseverance and great skill in all walks of life, shaped through rocket explosions and near-bankruptcies, would most likely give him the upper hand in such a competition. Epstein acts with mere instinct, and despite how sharp that instinct may be, Elon on the other hand is calculated and knows when best to strike. Intelligence and wit can surely win out against natural intuition.
I mean maybe, but i bet most of his would be innovations is already illegal.
Gooner innovations should be legal 