Just stop showing up for work. Instant pension.
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2025
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Depends whether it's salaried or not... if hourly, they just wouldn't pay you for time not worked 🤷♂️ you could probably go and do nothing, though
For the wish to work you still have to be getting a paycheck. Just clock in and leave, what are they going to do, fire you...
I was expecting them to receive some cash then suffer an instant death.
Quit?
And lose the lifetime wage? If they can't quit you, you don't need to do anything for them. Don't go to work, live your own life, let them pay for it.
You would still get the money, go find a better job. Mow grass at a golf course or something. Why don’t think you would lose the money? It’s bloody genie magic lol.
You wouldn’t lose the lifetime wage though. The genies wish would still pay you to be content, you can’t negate that with your own actions. So maybe you get the money through another job.