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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 5 months ago (4 children)

only a necromancer would be able ressurect george washington.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So in the 41st century, George Washington will be the God-Emperor of Mankind and the Omnissiah.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Zombie Washington sees hears and knows all

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

TranscriptionA Tweet by Sandy Petersen @#SandyofCthulhu

Whenever the US Army has created a new higher rank, George Washington is promoted to it, and if he isn't the first, his promotion is postdated so that he has seniority. So when we instigated the rank of 3 star officers in the Civil War for Grant & Farragut, and the rank of 4 star general in WW1 for Pershing, George got to be that rank too.

This means George Washington is always the highest ranked soldier, senior to every other officer. This means in the zombie apocalypse, he will be in charge.

[A photo of George Washington, edited so he has blood stains around the neck, a partly-healed wound on his forehead with the stains of blood dripping down from it, and unnatural eyes, so he appears as a zombie.]

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 5 months ago

Damn, nice to see a Sandy Petersen post somewhere other than !rts@reddthat.com.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 months ago

We should just make a 10 Star Ultra General rank just for him so we don't have to keep upping it every time. That should buy plenty of breathing room.

[–] technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

That means the military is still run by enslaver trash. Still worships enslaver trash. No surprise we live in a fascist hellscape.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_religion

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