I mean, the app is for screwing after all.
this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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Lemmy has peaked
Not till björn get 69 uovotes
They currently have 76
This is false information. Right now they have 84 upvotes.
Lies, it says 81 for me :P
Federation is weird sometimes.
"I'll fix your pipes now, if you'll fix mine later."
I'm trying to imagine the situation where a flathead screwdriver stops a broken sink
Those crappy shut-off valves with the plastic oval handle; the plastic gets brittle and shatters in your hand (especially if the valve is a bit stuck so you force it) and now you can't turn the valve and your faucet has catastrophically failed so it's urgent and the valve can still be operated with a flathead.
That said, all the ones I've seen use a Phillips screw to hold the handle on and there's a flat section behind the handle you can put a wrench on to turn the valve, but maybe there's some that need a flathead.
Those valves require some torque, the concept of having to use a flathead screwdriver to turn it gives me anxiety
In the UK, the pipes under the sink that lead to the tap have valves with a slot in to turn them on and off. I don't know if it's the same in other countries.
Here in Germany, I mainly know this setup with two knobs you can turn by hand:
Yeah, but a butter knife would turn one if those!
I'm trying to imagine a situation where my house is flooding, I know the problem and I know how to fix it but lack a tool so I use a dating app instead.
Also this tool is one of the most basic tools and there are many flat head like items around home that can often be used in an emergency.
The fact you can't is why your ______
then they fucked
It's an app for people who want to screw