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[–] ICCrawler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Your unlucky numbers are 4, 17, 32, 19, and 8.
You have no lucky numbers

[–] DERRALEXANO@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Is this the plot to that new Freaky Friday?

[–] Wytch@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Your cat will vomit in your shoe tomorrow.