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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 78 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How is this realistically possible

You see mein freund, they simply kicked the ball into the goal better than the other girls.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

but...but! I was told the only balls in North Korea (the bad one) are rats that are over fed to rotundity from eating the children who were worn out playing soccer (with their rat balls)

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Funny how they are dozens of videos on YouTube of DPRK youth performing impressive athletic feats and the majority of comments being like "ohmahgod if she makes one wrong step she's going to be sent to gulag" or "I feel so sorry for the children who have to live under Kim Jong Un's totalitarian rule" and none of these racists can make the connection.

Probably because western sports icons are all industry owned plants heavily exploited by the capitalist class as modern day gladiators to waste their lives away so companies can sell ads.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

Pretty much every developed society has a way to get kids who show signs of precocious talent into intensive training programs. Ours tend to be run by rich pedophiles so we pretend that everyone else's is somehow worse as a way to cope with that.

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

North Korea doesn't have actual balls they only have cubes, if you point this out Kim Jong Un will pulverise you, turn you into a cannon cube and shoot you into a crowd of civilians in pyongyang

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[–] jackmaoist@hexbear.net 57 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Considering that they push trains for hundreds of kilometers everyday, every North Korean is probably ripped af. yeonmi-park

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

every day is leg day when you push trains

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago

The German brainpan is unable to comprehend

[–] Waldoz53@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago

dprk always rocks at these global sport events and it makes everyone so mad

[–] lib1@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

Maybe they’re really strong from pushing the trains by hand

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

Stay mad imperialists

[–] 3rdWorldCommieCat@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

DPRK stays winning, congrats to these girls!

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago
[–] darkcalling@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Worn and old cope too. I remember a chud relative mentioning at least once (so probably more than once over the years) that the east German/Soviet Russian women's olympics teams were all secretly men and that's how they kept on winning during the cold war.

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