Trespassers will be violated.
Jokes on you. It's not violation if I consent.
Gonna need you to fax it over to HR, s'il te plaît
And another porn plot
What a weird porn movie plot
More creative than most.
This sign is correct. If you shoplift, you have to pay it off in sucking cock.
Think I saw this with the centaur and the therapist from Stepbrothers
Edit: on the subject of centaurs, why is this blowing up now, is it the fact that Trump stands like the front half of a centaur?
I have seen a video or two....
I saw that porn.
My ugly ass would bankrupt this place.
BRB, going to go steal some stuff and then turn myself in.
Ah, the rare (and valid) anal contract
Shamone!
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