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I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] doobiedude@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Turn the shower on before I poop. Then after I can wash my butt. And use the rest of the hot water to relax the muscles in my neck and back.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's stopping you from getting a heated bidet?

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[–] pleaseletmein@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I have contamination based OCD, and the resulting routine takes a while.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 1 week ago

Thinking abkut everywhere I went wrong in life.

[–] Wahots@pawb.social 1 points 1 week ago

I don't take 30 minutes, but I do shave my body.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

I'm team quick shower or long bath (soaking my sore back is lovely). I had a roommate with undiagnosed narcolepsy that would fall asleep in the shower in college. She didn't lock the door and we had standing orders to just wake her up if we needed the shower.

My partner takes forever to brush out his lovely, long, curly hair. He also leaves a tribble and a half in the hair catcher.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Personal record: 1:55.

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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

Join the military and they'll show you how to shit, shower and shave in less than 10 minutes.

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