this post was submitted on 03 Nov 2025
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[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is primitive, the US Military has advanced beyond this!

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I cast... A10 Warthog... plus enchantment Terrain-Follow sonic boom... plus wall & land drain enchantment SR-71 Blackbirds at Mach 3 sent over your wall from 80,000 feet and make everyone pee.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

I guess they must use their magic to pull the trigger...

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 week ago

Anyone can carry fireball when you have a nuclear bazooka.