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[–] a14o@feddit.org 66 points 1 month ago

> go to germany
> attempt small talk

i don't know what to tell you buddy

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And people say Germans are humorless.

That's fucking hilarious!

[–] frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

>be Germany

>create a fake language called “Deutsch” just for laughs

>get everyone in Germany in on the joke so you’re all “sprechen sie Deutsch”

>continue pranking tourists for years now, everyone’s gotten pretty good at selling the bit as well

>one day some ‘geistesschwache’ accidentally leaks the script we’ve all been using

>oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck

>mfw people mistake it for a translation guide

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, OK. Get me a cigarette then.

[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Golden reponse