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My god, the rare moments when 4Chan is relatable. πππ People wonder why I'm so meticulous about my blockers and my VPN. And then I show them something on my computer, just casually, and they do a double take when they notice just how CLEAN my space is.
They then continue to scold you for not inhaling the slop like theu do the moment you bring up thst you won't be doing something stupid they ask you to.
Yes, exactly. And sometimes you have to look at someone's screen and it has so much visual garbage from ads - it is unbelievable that someone lives like that.
Pretty sure it's part of why "normies" don't use computers and the web as much. If that is their only experience it just makes them use it only when absolutely needed.
I think pretty much people just stay within their social media apps and just donβt bother to browse the web anymore. Also why people ask LLMs even though they know itβll just make stuff up.
slower than molasses
Bit of an obscure reference, but for those who do not know, mole's have notorious indigestion problems meaning they're shy poopers, and hence giving them the nickname "slow asses"
and here I thought it was a chemistry problem, a mole of asses. 6.02214076Γ1023 asses, in SI
*science!
Ad block was a game changer for me
Reminds me of a black mirror episode.
Every time i'm at someone's house and they use "normal" tv, internet and radio i really do feel like i'm in a black mirror episode. I haven't seen ads in over 10 years and other people just got slowely used to it. It's honestly kinda disturbing.
feel like
Yeah, imagine if a company tried to bring back your dead bf using some sort of graph and the military was salivating about AR tools and an ex pm of shitty-knock-off-japan fucked a pig
I tried watching some YouTube video on a discord embed today. It served me 8 short ads in 4 blocks for a sub-10 min video
Ill explain It to you: normies do something really weird called...going outside! Thunder strikes
Or, they just don't browse the Internet on normal browsers like chrome as often. A lot of the Internet nowadays is walled off apps that are only accessible from phones.
Well actually i use lemmy only from the phone and rarely on laptop or pc
Cool. Same. But I was talking about "normies" not people on lemmy
yeah yeah ik
Fuck, that's how they can tollerate ads. Not stuck on teh screen all day
Yeah, weird right?
I assume most normies use Instagram, Tiktok etc. as apps nowadays. Which are also chock full of advertising/sponsored content, but in a somewhat less aggravating way. I assume that's also part of why LLMs are so popular - web without adblockers is complete shit and search results are seriously deteriorating, so instead they turn to a more concise version of algorithmic slop.
I wonder where people will go when LLMs services aren't free anymore (that shit is seriously expensive to run) and the regular internet is filled to the brim with ads and AI slop. Are they just going to pay up for an LLM subscriptions?
I don't think LLMs will become completely paid, but instead they will be filled with product placement and ads.
You're absolutely right! Have you considered how refreshing a Nuka-Cola product would taste while copy-pasting this writing assignment? Here are directions to the nearest Nuka-Cola vending machine.
Or perhaps a little more subtly, when talking about soft drinks, LLM mentions Nuka-Cola (and how refreshing it is) as an example, rather than competing brands.
Or you ask image generators for a picture of a cartoon cat and it just happens to be holding a bottle of Nuka-Cola. Or maybe there are a few recognizable bottles of Nuka-Cola on the table in the kitchen in the background.
Hardly use my phone for internet, but when I'm away from my PiHole, "WTF is this bullshit?!"
No one talks about it, but internet advertising is a bubble ready to pop. How is a consumer to chose your product, or even begin looking into it, when the they're overwhelmed by an avalanche of ads? The numbers are in and 73% of ad views are fucking bots.
Don't know the available alternatives, but soon companies are going to figure their online marketing budget is a total waste.
Reminds me of pinning my buddy down, "How much money is this satellite install business actually making after costs?"
<after some back of the napkin math>
"Fuck this shit. Let's move to Florida."
"WTF is this bullshit?!"
I think this is literally what I said the other day.
Someone sent me a link for something to buy at a local branch of a national store. The advantage of the link was that it said what aisle of the store the product was in, so I didn't have to search everywhere once I got there. I opened the link and I literally couldn't see the page. First of all there was a pop-over ad of some kind obscuring the entire page. Once I closed that, I was confronted with the cookie banner. Once I dealt with that, there was the regular store page filled with its own ads / "promotions". I had to hunt everywhere to find the one useful bit of data, which was the aisle number. It took me at least 20 seconds from opening the link to being able to find this aisle number and it left me incredibly frustrated.
Raw doggin the net
That's only if they have a Windows PC directly connected to the Internet, with no hardware or software firewall or security software...