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Witches, Wizards, and Warlocks (media.piefed.world)
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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago

Engineerth are Igorth

[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought we all agreed that warlocks are magical sugar babies.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@piefed.world 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

business majors

sugar babies

They're the same picture.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Well there's the warlocks who genuinely think they live in a magical meritocracy and rapidly learn otherwise when the pact payment comes due, but the ones who are actually smart got an artificer degree and then maybe multi classed into warlock when they got a good enough offer.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago

Druids're just stoners. See: Scooby-Do.