0 chance but alright
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We did invent sunblock and acne medication, though. So you're still a god.
I know it is a joke but ugly people surely still procreate. A lot. These days I'd rather assune if someone is drop dead gorgeous the last thing they'll want is kids since they won't be able to keep up their beauty routine. Or regular sleep.
I'm balding, I don't think that has been popular in most historic times.
disagree, look at all the cultures that have bald friendly hair fashion. often with people shaving their head to reach it.
monks, samurai...
There's a theory that european monks had their distinct hairstyle specifically because it's ugly. When it comes to those shaved-head asian monks, a completely shaved head is a lot different from a balding head - most balding men still need to shave to achieve that hairstyle.
Its still bald-friendly; balding guy can't swing a full 'fro, but some razor time and a little polish? He might even be a little quicker than you and I!