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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

My wife is currently playing an asamar druid that was a drug dealer to the noble families of baldurs gate lol

[–] zululove@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah, i like the hat being a cursed hermit crab that acquires new, uh, "transport" each level making them stronger.

[–] zululove@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The peasant farmer, hat & druid are my favs 🤣

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i can't remember in which system i read the class that does a lot of drugs to gain powers.

also the peasant farmer would make a great warlock

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A bard who is a wrestling jobber that pretends to get his ass kicked by the rest of the party so they look to bad ass to fuck with.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Throwing a "fight" to a party member is the most badass version of bardic inspiration I can think of

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Okay DM, I'm going to snort a line and monologue for a few minutes to get the party pumped up.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ultimate Warrior was... Yeah, I don't know how to finish that.

Cocaine is a helluva drug; the 'roids probably didn't help much either.

Crazy part is, that's not the most unsettling and/or unhinged promo he did.

This is.

Happy cake day!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

The peasant farmer always gets underestimated but kicks ass.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

My first character was a half elf, arcane trickster, rogue that was deathly afraid of spiders. My dm was fun enough to work it into the campaign and had us go up against a giant spider hoard

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I want this as a Dimension 20 series so bad.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Make D&D great again

[–] ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

Yo why this post out here hating on my boi 035?

[–] HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What's missing is the Mud Wizard.

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The bard is a hick who wears overalls, is named Beauregard ("Beau" to his friends), and charms the underpants off of various people and creatures of all kinds with his unassuming and innocent, natural "aw shucks" charm.

Secretly, he's a perv from a big city putting on an act.

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