Yo you can do things on command?! get me some of that shit!
this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2025
120 points (97.6% liked)
The Shitpost Office
403 readers
534 users here now
Welcome to The Shitpost Office
Shitposts processed from 9 to 5, with occasional overtime on weekends.
Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
- No harassment, dogpiling, or brigading
- No bigotry (transphobia, racism, sexism, etc.)
- Respect people’s time and space. We’re here to laugh, not to loathe
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW content must be properly tagged
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.
founded 1 month ago
MODERATORS
Not trying to be a dick, but you sound like a crappy slave. Better slaves do shit cuz they wanna!
Complete lack of executive function does that to a person 🫠
Absolute insistence that I (me, the being driving the meat suit) gets to decide what my executive function gets used for is what did it to me.
Who's to say it was on command, maybe they just had to sweep up one little thing and now they can't help notice how much everything else needs cleaned and now they can't stop
What about providing some labor to yourself?
A 9 month wait seems excessive
No, sorry; that drug isn't covered.
Name of medication please.
Lithium, Depakote, cannabis are few
Cured!