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[-] Tvkan@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Radical turnaround in transport policy

[Image] Hinterher develops innovative bicycle trailer based on the traffic light government's transport policy

"We fed ChatGPT with the transport policy concepts of the governing parties and this is what we came up with," says Peter Hornung, founder and CEO of the Munich-based trailer manufacturer Hinterher. What may seem strange at first glance is the result of artificial intelligence and intensive analysis of previous transport policies.

The company normally manufactures rectangular trailers with two wheels, "but we are open to new technologies," says Hornung. Although the new trailer cannot drive straight ahead, it can turn in circles at high speeds. The company is convinced that the new model will be a success: the existential consequences of the climate crisis are well known to the governing parties FDP [liberals], SPD [social democrats] and Greens. It must therefore be assumed that this urgency is also reflected in their policies. So our latest model can only be a direct hit".

Company spokesperson and media expert Johannes Schubert therefore has no technical objections to the functionality of the bike trailer. "The evidence-based and scientific foundations on which transport policy has been based for decades are forcing us as a manufacturer to innovate." Hinterher is therefore setting itself apart from tried-and-tested straight-ahead technologies with a view to the future.

The comprehensive analysis also included the transport policies of the last transport ministers from the CSU [conservatives], Wissmann, Ramsauer, Dobrindt and Scheuer. From this, the AI calculated a trailer travelling in reverse. "I'd rather drive in circles," says CEO Peter Hornung, who, together with his company, is hopefully looking forward to the decisive steps taken by those in power to save the climate.

Also available in other colours!

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As a company from the transport industry, we are concerned that the current German government is continuing to prevent and delay urgent measures to limit global warming in the transport sector. This article is our satirical attempt to channel our frustration about this into creative channels. By chance, shortly after publishing our Hinterher H-Ampel ["H-traffic light", referring to the colors of the government coalition] trailer, we found the picture with Minister Wissing in the social media, which was published by the BMDV and, as we think, fits like a glove. We would like to expressly mention here that the credits for this picture lie with the BMDV, not with us - and we would like to thank the ministry for this contribution.

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Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version) Contents in [square brackets] added by me.

[-] burchalka@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Looking on pics in original article this looks like April-1 prank to be honest...

[-] Ooops@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We have long reached the point where everyday is "joke about the Ministry of Transport and Digitalisation"-day, as the idiot in charge has still not understood his job description and is just running a Ministry of Cars instead (including persistent and completely moronic narratives of how efuels will solve everything) while single-handedly failing CO2 reduction goals for the whole country.

[-] orrk@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

ya, but what about the producers of society? Shouldn't they get more road for their Porsche?, and busses/trains are uggo and commie!

[-] cockmagnimus@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 year ago

This might be the most humorous joke ever told by a German

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

three peanuts were walking in a park.

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