The butterscotch pudding flood of 2025.
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I bet Greta and her flotilla caused this.
That terrorist little shit! What next, earthquakes? Where will she stop!?
Didn't listen to Greenpeace, got Brownpeace
This probably has more to do with building on a floodplain, although I doubt climate change is helping.
They've been trying to get it to stop doing that for centuries now.