I put LEDs in my piercings so I can sync my nipples with my computer case
this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2025
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🫡 but also please stay the fuck away from me.
Stay away from her, you can come to my place, sounds dope af!
Her but yes.
Sorry
Long as you keep that g@@@r-ass freak away from me you can call me whatever you want.
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Pretty sure dudes make up the vast majority of subscribers to onlyfans?
And?
I feel like the people buying those skins are also the ones subscribing to onlyfans...
Don't give Naomi Wu more ideas
man, I hope she's okay.
She had a day job and stuff, I'm sure the visits from big brother just got her to fall in line. It's unfortunate, she had a unique voice.
I also came here to mention her and the video of her glowing boobs.
Both are ridiculous