this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2025
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[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago
[–] rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 2 points 7 hours ago
[–] exothermic@lemmy.world 28 points 14 hours ago (2 children)
[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

a modest top speed of 15 km/h, similar to the speed of walking or a moderate biking pace

who tf is out here walking at 15km/h

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

yeah that's damn near my sprint when i was running marathons

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I like that they wrote that the walking speed was comparable to a moderate bike pace lmao, like even if you don't know the numbers that's just obviously wrong

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

my bicycle has a "walking speed" button on the motor's controls. it goes 2mph (a little above 3 kph) and sometimes that's too fast. they have no clue.

[–] lettruthout@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Thanks for this. I was wondering if Yugo started production again - this time with a sub-subcompact. ‘Not sure what name would have been appropriate though.

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 25 points 14 hours ago

Mike Wacarski!

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 4 points 10 hours ago

Is this that micromobility I keep hearing about?

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

A track race with these being the only type of vehicle would be very entertaining.

[–] fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The first turn comes and all of them fall over on their sides. Then the bright idea comes along to treat the cars as curling stones on a long slippery road.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I'm picturing people who have worked exclusively on their upper body strength to the point they can just reach out and push to keep themselves upright. With some sport specific protective gear to help protect their hands and arms. The added bonus of people bulked up on top but with a noticeably less developed lower area would also be entertaining. Just think about someone with huge forearms sticking out the sides of the vehicle but then they get out of the vehicle they have have bony and undeveloped legs and waist. Sorta like the car they are driving.

In short It would be a sport I could enjoy watching.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 2 points 8 hours ago

Definitely a non-motorized-wheelchair-user sort of hobby/sport. They are often already built like that.

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago

Hell yeah, they don’t even need an engine, just use those massive forearms to move these bad boys around

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

Roller blades on the hands

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

You cannot drive with windows up, you wouldn't have enough elbow-space to steer!

[–] Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz 8 points 14 hours ago

Ideal for those narrow streets in Italy.

[–] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 8 points 15 hours ago
[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 4 points 13 hours ago

It's so silly I love it and want one

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 15 hours ago

Allan the Alien vibes

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago
[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 14 hours ago

where do i buy one?