this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2025
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The first turn comes and all of them fall over on their sides. Then the bright idea comes along to treat the cars as curling stones on a long slippery road.
I'm picturing people who have worked exclusively on their upper body strength to the point they can just reach out and push to keep themselves upright. With some sport specific protective gear to help protect their hands and arms. The added bonus of people bulked up on top but with a noticeably less developed lower area would also be entertaining. Just think about someone with huge forearms sticking out the sides of the vehicle but then they get out of the vehicle they have have bony and undeveloped legs and waist. Sorta like the car they are driving.
In short It would be a sport I could enjoy watching.
Definitely a non-motorized-wheelchair-user sort of hobby/sport. They are often already built like that.
Hell yeah, they don’t even need an engine, just use those massive forearms to move these bad boys around
Roller blades on the hands