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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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All the COOL KIDS do DRUGS, don't you want to be COOL! First one is free.

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Do you have the good drugs

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, the coolest and most good drugs that will help you make friends and be cool

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 6 hours ago

I'll just have the drugs thanks i don't need friends or cool

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Yes I will take one drugs please

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 3 points 17 hours ago

Here are some drugs! Enjoy

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 22 hours ago

I am already paying my pharmacist so much fucking money man, more drugs can't hurt.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah you totally won't get addicted and end up giving me all your money! Hehe.

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if the drug is Tylenol, I need to increase my power level

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hell yeah kid I got t-nol!

Also fyi I sell Warhammer 40k figurines and model trains!

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 22 hours ago

Vertical integration, this mf'er running a fucking zaibatsu

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Crying because I lost my entire 40k collection in a move

[–] ScrubsFloorsInHyrule@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No thanks. I'm clean. But I'll take this delicious apple you're offering for Halloween.

Oh yeah, want some candy that DOESNT have weed in it too?