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[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Google can F-themselves.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 25 points 4 days ago

So this could get much more serious if they start clamping down on the comm tools we take for granted. Between this and the incoming sideloading block - all of a sudden the most paranoid fears of Stallman's don't seem nearly as far fetched.

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 34 points 4 days ago
[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Heil Agent Orange 🍊🧡

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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The 1 million dollar question: Would I be able to side load it with the new Google developer registration rules?

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[–] lectricleopard@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Why dont you stupid Americans organize or something?"

They won't let us. We're trying.

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[–] notannpc@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Any web based alternatives? App stores aren’t needed here and it’s a lot harder to stop a website.

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

~~Don’t~~ be evil.

[–] DegenerationIP@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

I cannot say how much I Wish this would be the onion..

[–] drhodl@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (6 children)

"You just uninstalled Chrome We’re sorry to see you go. Please help us improve Google Chrome by filling out this short survey. Your feedback is appreciated." And....no link to any survey provided, so I can't tell them why they can go fuck themselves. I still use Youtube non premium, with an ad blocker, but I'm open to any suggestions for a replacement site.....

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

PeerTube, but it cant be called an alternative (yet)

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[–] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Yes because, as everyone knows, the real enemies are brown people with funny accents. /s

[–] don@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 days ago

“Vulnerable” go fuck yourself with a white-hot steel dildo.

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Good puppy dogs doing Dear Leader's bidding. History will remember!

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nope. Our tax dollars pay for their existence. They're not a vulnerable group, they're our employees.

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