point at her and try to do a huge burp
And they say romance is dead.
this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2025
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Anon skipped the cat-call and instead made a chunder-blunder.
If only he had burped at her she would be his
She looks 14.
Hopefully anon isn't a pedo.
Yes but was his projectile vomit's trajectory long enough to reach her? I hope he arched his back to point his mouth at the optimal 45 degrees upward for maximum horizontal travel.
holy shit this is amazing, i am actually in tears trying to imagine this scene, ahahahah!
Thanks, I made it up lol
Its like something that would happen in a prequel to SuperBad, hahahah!
Once anon find love they stop being anon