And that poor 12 year old would grow up to be...
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“Got him coke too”
“What kind?”
“Diet caffeine free.”
“YOU MONSTER!”
“Dammit, Jim, this is Starfleet! There are rules!”
“I said I was sorry,”
“They’re gonna take your ship away, Jim.”
He likes his kids like he likes his whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke