this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2025

526 points (89.4% liked)

Programmer Humor

26799 readers

3218 users here now

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

Keep content in english
No advertisements
Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Feyter@programming.dev

anzo@programming.dev

BurningTurtle@programming.dev

pylapp@programming.dev

526

The Programmer Compass (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

163 comments fedilink hide all child comments

(page 3) 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This whole chart should've been rotated 90 degrees counterclockwise.

load more comments (3 replies)

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

At work I'm the only dude that uses Windows and Linux. Everyone else uses Macs.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm shocked you have a choice at work.

[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a couple of jobs that only allows Macs. It was horrible. The M1 Mac couldn't do 3 monitors(two side by side and main monitor). What kind of "PRO" system doesn't allow 3 monitors?!?!

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I remember using 3 on Windows 7 in like 2015. That's crazy. And I think I could open the laptop to get 4. This was an IBM Thinkpad with a dock. I wonder if USB C and dongles have made it harder somehow?

load more comments (4 replies)

load more comments (2 replies)

[–] WilliamA@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm rocking a Thinkpad x200t running GNU boot bios and parabola GNU+Linux-Libre with DWM free from soystem-d and I program C and C++ in emacs

sicko yes

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Where does golang go?

load more comments (5 replies)

[–] UFODivebomb@programming.dev 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where's the drunken conglomeration that is Scala?

Btw. It's my favorite language

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

People with the skill level necessary to create such memes don't know what Scala is

[–] petrichornetrainfall@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's between code berg and framework?

[–] WilliamA@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 1 week ago

neovim

load more comments (1 replies)

[–] Karryp_17@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I have no idea😒

[–] Szyler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who is the guy in the top left?

load more comments (3 replies)

[–] jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TIL I'm a hypedev

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I use Arch btw

load more comments (1 replies)

load more comments