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[–] TheObviousSolution@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

All of those tough guys who said that if they had a time machine, they'd go back in time and kill Hitler...

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure he's not legally allowed to broadcast anymore

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like the guy that snitches to the worksite foreman when you take a long lunch break (5 minutes over).

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Back in 2010, Richard Herring's Edinburgh show was Hitler Moustache, and it was very funny.

I can't imagine Jones was being particularly funny though.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 weeks ago

I can just say he fucking dumb Alexie Jonsie looks like with his dumb lil moustache.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

Rofl. Is everyone in the right wing trying to get in on distracting from the Epstein Files (and the fact he didn't kill himself)? Is that how shithawks try to impress their leaders now?

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