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[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

He looks like he was taking a shit in the dark and got an itch on his upper lip mid-wipe.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Who wore it better?

Michael Jordan's Little Mustache

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I thought this bald fuck was broke and mostly gone

[–] lmagitem@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

That's why he pulls out this stunt.

[–] AlgonquinHawk@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It reminds me of the scene in Clerks 2 where Randall wants to bring the term “porch monkeys” back

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I loved how actually clueless Randall was about the history of that term

[–] misfitx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It was the first time I had ever heard the word. There are too many slurs out there.

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Looks like it's time to play stoke or meth?

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Can a woman confirm he's more attractive this way?

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[–] pheonixdown@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

That is one suspicious Tiny Little Mustache.

[–] TuffNutzes@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Truth in advertising!

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I couldn’t read the article on mobile because it keeps jumping around as ads load and change

Thanks raw story for making so much money off a Hitler stunt. Surely the there’s no lib hypocrisy in that

Sorry about that. I use uBlock Origin, so I don't always notice these things.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Hope he carries the cosplay to completion by putting a hole in his temple

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

And so a lot of people are sick of it, but they're not very sophisticated and have not actually studied that Hitler was a very kleptocratic, totalitarian, megalomaniacal individual."

Really? I had no idea!

Alex Jones obviously bad mental health issues but lately he really went off the deep end. I'd almost feel sorry for the dude, almost...

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sporting the Roman Mustache i see.

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