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Somebody needs their budget slashed, that was incredibly wasteful.

Avocados are expensive you know? They should have used a potato.

That's a lot of presentation for a fruit thats going right in my ass

This is how I would expect any avocado to appear in Portal

When PLC programmers are bored.

So that's why avocados are so expensive nowadays - all the budget goes to the packaging

I don't know what I expected, but it was not a singular, slowly-rotating avocado.

Stark Industries does it right.

I bet That Avocado has Johnny Silverhand's engram in it.