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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 11 points 7 months ago

Ohhhh YEAHHH!!

[–] Findus_Falke@feddit.org 9 points 7 months ago

let me picture one of the diagrams:

two axies: (drinks blood / gets its blood drunken) × (has to be invited / comes in uninvited)

and in the four corners are 1) Vampires 2) Mosquitos 3) Jesus 4) Kool Aid Man

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

I know it's (probably) just jokes, but... Imagine being so rich that you can not only afford therapy, but can waste it on superfluous tat.

[–] thelittleerik@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Also in broad daylight.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I would think that would still be a hard sell to people whose wall you just broke through.

Would the Kool aid man have to glamour people to get them to drink him?

I always think of that Dane Cook skit about the debris getting in his head.

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Are you going to argue with an entity that just broke your wall?

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

True but, what can keep the Kool aid dude out? Vampires have garlic. Insulin? Idk. I still have a couple questions.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

That's why there's a straw