Ohhhh YEAHHH!!
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let me picture one of the diagrams:
two axies: (drinks blood / gets its blood drunken) × (has to be invited / comes in uninvited)
and in the four corners are 1) Vampires 2) Mosquitos 3) Jesus 4) Kool Aid Man
I know it's (probably) just jokes, but... Imagine being so rich that you can not only afford therapy, but can waste it on superfluous tat.
Also in broad daylight.
I would think that would still be a hard sell to people whose wall you just broke through.
Would the Kool aid man have to glamour people to get them to drink him?
I always think of that Dane Cook skit about the debris getting in his head.
Are you going to argue with an entity that just broke your wall?
True but, what can keep the Kool aid dude out? Vampires have garlic. Insulin? Idk. I still have a couple questions.
That's why there's a straw