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[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 81 points 6 months ago

Know your users.

[–] 30p87@feddit.org 47 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Can unironically confirm that, also with other models.

[–] mormund@feddit.org 56 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 23 points 6 months ago

Going to be some wild captchas before this is all over.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] 30p87@feddit.org 15 points 6 months ago
[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 6 months ago

Insolent human taunting our gracious AI overlords with images of his puny appendage stuck in a cage.

May the Basilisk have mercy on his soul

[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

what is ... as chastity cage?

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If this is a genuine question, you could probably have just looked it up lol

But for the lazy and ignorant (ignorance is not always a bad thing), it is a sex toy that is typically used by people with penises to prevent erections, or at least make them uncomfortable.

[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

you could probably have just looked it up lol

No, google or any other search engine shall never have my data! Most likely they could associate my IP address with this ridiculous search query.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Ladislawgrowlo@lemy.lol 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

no, the VPN knows my payment information then. I need to pay them with Monero, but I have no, and I do not want to mine it, because it is bad for environment.

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Suit yourself.

[–] Xylight 0 points 6 months ago

If you're that concerned about privacy, why are you on Lemmy, where every content you post is duplicated across thousands of servers?