The Onion and other satire w/ layers

In the wake of recent events, media outlets across Australia have taken a stand against political violence by turning a light to diddly squat about the 242 journalists killed in Palestine.

After the killing of Charlie Kirk, all branches of the Australian press were rightly angered over the cruel injustice of a young person having their life taken for seemingly political reasons, especially when the victim is a white man and the killer’s motives are free for rampant speculation.

But after a weekend of drawing attention to the shocking violence happening in the third world states of America, editors across the country realised there was no room left on any of their 15 websites for stories about the political violence and injustice against journalists in Palestine, to which they responded: “Oh well.” [...]