prescribed with a disability
Doctor: "I'm gonna write you a prescription for one disability. Take it with lots of Godzilla."
this post was submitted on 16 Sep 2025
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I feel like this needs a cross-post to the !wholesomegreentext@sh.itjust.works comm, what a lovely doctor π₯Ή
Thanks for the mention, just subbed
Glad I could help βΊοΈ
Anon didn't mention the hereditary learning disability, which also explains why he can't count
Which disability is that? It sure sounds like anon has autism, but while I know that autists have issues with body heat I haven't heard it described quite like that, yet.
Could be hypohidrosis, where you can't sweat enough to cool yourself down
What, how do autists have issues with body heat?
AFAIK more in the sense of feeling hot or cold. But IDK, digestive issues and insomnia are also common issues; it seems like whatever triggers autism has more wide-reaching consequences than just different behavior.
I am autistic and hot all the time... Maybe? π€·ββοΈ
oh, you're hot. big time π
But they are also cool, so how does that work?
That's also how Heat Exhaustion develops into Heat Stroke.
Now replace H with M
Tmatβs also mow Meat Exmaustion develops into Meat Stroke.
Don't be so case insenstive. Not cool
Kid is lucky. I had to wait like 6 years to be able to see Godzilla vs. Destroyah when I was a kid and I looked everywhere for that damn movie (this was before online shopping was really a thing, and I was 6). My grandfather eventually taped it for me off one of his satellite movie channels and I was so happy.