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[-] Stuka@lemmy.world 124 points 8 months ago
[-] buddhabound@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago
[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

so THATS where the budget went

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 82 points 8 months ago

"FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!"

does barrel roll

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

The spin creates a tsunami to deliver even more damage.

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[-] vivadanang@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago

that's why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.

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[-] TheSanSabaSongbird 10 points 7 months ago

That's why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it's one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn't have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.

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[-] Ace0fBlades@lemmy.world 77 points 8 months ago

Just mind the small thermal exhaust port for the reactor

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago

If someone shoves a proton torpedo up my anus i'd probably blow up as well to be fair

Let the record show this

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago
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[-] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 8 months ago

Healthcare? 🙅

This? 👀

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[-] QuinceDaPence@kbin.social 36 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

So looking at a map.of New Yorks bays and ignoring depth and bridges I'm going to assume this is about 2 miles long or 10,560ft. I have no evidence and just eyeballed it.

Meaning if you can overcome the skin friction it has a hull speed of about 160mph...without planing.

Modern carriers have a hull speed in the neighborhood of 45mph (though officially the top speed is like 35mph) and normally cruise at 25-30mph so the slow pokes can keep up.

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[-] JustCopyingOthers@lemmy.ml 35 points 7 months ago

I'm not sure about the quality of the welding near the waterline.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I mean we don't have an issue with super-super super super super firing turrets with no apron turrets or near main secondaries?

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 31 points 8 months ago

This ship is the entire Fleet-in-Being doctrine.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

It's the new nuclear deterrent. Someone starts acting up and you just rotate the boat slightly in its port to face their direction. The parental angry raised eyebrow of national defense.

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

As pioneered by the HMS Don't Make Me Come Over There.

[-] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 8 months ago

Most of my tax dollars are going towards greebling.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 11 points 8 months ago

The mass shortage of model kits is the real tragedy.

[-] ooterness@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 12 points 8 months ago
[-] Dultas@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

A little pokey around the ribs.

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[-] Epicurus0319@sopuli.xyz 21 points 8 months ago

Not enough guns, and where are the runways?

[-] nuke@yah.lol 66 points 8 months ago

I believe the forward turret fires F35s as ammo

[-] BombOmOm@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago

The age of the battleship has returned!

[-] nuke@yah.lol 18 points 8 months ago

YES MORE DAKKA

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 15 points 8 months ago
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[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 14 points 8 months ago

The new Star-Destroyer class

[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago

And the away boats are Guam, Puerto Rico, DC. Et al.

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[-] burgersc12@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

The USS AFS (all fifty states)

Although yes, it's ridiculous, I'd really love a higher-resolution version to zoom in on. 😁

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

The USS 'Murica

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

*USS Executor has entered the Mediterranean

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[-] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

Under total weight I tons, you put “Yes.”

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[-] IntheTreetop@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

I mean, it's fine, but couldn't it do with more guns?

[-] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
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[-] there1snospoon@ttrpg.network 9 points 8 months ago

… I unironically want this, now

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[-] TinyPizza@kbin.social 9 points 8 months ago

Sooo much power! Limitless power! I feel it in my loins! It's like a 50 piece Voltron of freedom!

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