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Overweight College Student Announces Plans To Wear Shorts, Sandals For Rest Of Year (theonion.com)
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[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel personally attacked.

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Personally, you are.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This article is from 2007 I wonder if he’s still wearing them.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He died in '09.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago

He could have been buried in them.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Back in those days it still got pretty cold in that region.