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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There’s an entire subset of the population that didn’t want to wash their hands during the pandemic, the bar is much lower than this.

[–] J92@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you ever go for a shit in a men's public toilet, especially in a pub, you get to be lucky enough to hear multiple people not washing their hands after a piss.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Every time I use a public restroom I'm reminded how much better urethral health I must have compared to the average man... The sounds of sheer pain some of these guys make while literally just taking a whiz is... I dunno, saddening? I wouldn't even know that lots of men moan and shudder and groan while peeing if it weren't for public restrooms. What are the normie men doing to their cocks???

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

I didn't think this had anything to do with urethral health. Sometimes it just feels so good if you've been holding for a length of time. I moan occasionally, but it has nothing to do with pain as much as relief.

I also wash my hands every time and talk shit to people who don't, cause I'm huge and can get away with stuff like that(read don't put yourself in danger, I'm doing it enough for both of us)

[–] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was in a bathroom recently, and a guy used a urinal, then the hand-drier, then left.

He got enough urine on his hands that he decided that he needed to dry them, but still chose to not wash his hands.

People are gross.

[–] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

How does one even get pee on their hands whilst peeing‽

[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Screenshot of a post from 4chan reading "The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing. To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct. A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it. The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society."

(I might suggest that making good alt-texts on Lemmy may be another good example. Yes, I transcribed that whole screenshot into the alt-text by clicky-clacking.)

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, because I don't have a cart. I cycled to the shop and everything we need for the week fits in a basket.

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How do you fit everything you need for a week in a bike basket?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who said anything about a bike basket? Got 2 bags that look somewhat like this, plus a smaller one on top. Then I can also bring a backpack if I really wanted to but never needed that much space. Seen someone stick similar bags on the front of a bike as well, so I guess I could get even more, but I don't really need it.

[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Ok yeah, that makes a lot more sense. Thanks for the explanation.