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...whilst she eats it like a typewriter carriage.
48 years together.

I just finished eating another 2 cobs today, and I noticed I switched it up between the styles, sometimes during the same nibbling!

I'm doomed now that I'll never eat a cob without thinking about typewriters and the like....

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Team typewriter all the way!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Of course, but, then I wondered, how many people know what this means? It's not like typewriters are a common thing anymore.

EDIT: Apparently, yes. Some GenZ are "rediscovering" typewriters. In the same way they're interested in film photography.

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Okay. We're doing a spreadsheet. Are you eating your corn by columns or by rows?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Spiral -like: A1, B2, C3, D4, etc ... Until excel runs out and it wraps up to A2, B3, C4 and so on.

I wonder what percentage of Excel users have ever been to the end of the Excel spreadsheet? Or knows they even have an end? If you've never been you're not missing much, but I won't blame you if you get bitten by curiosity over what's at the final frontier.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

What's a spreadsheet? You mean like the way you scroll TikTok vs. the way you swipe people on Tinder?

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

next time you know she is watching, eat it chaotic evil style. bite in random places with gumption.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bite a chunk out of the cobb

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Deep throat it

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

does nobody throat the cob and suck all the kernels off anymore?

[–] tehmics@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] prex@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Risky click of the day.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

this is replacing ALL Mariah Carey songs this year.

thanks!

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Sausage team, where you at?!

[–] digger@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Typewriter style never felt natural to me.

[–] prex@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Perhaps you can compromise and chomp a thread into it.

none are safe from the spiral

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

... there are people who don't spiral it?

[–] prex@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Pedants & mathemeticians helix it.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago

I don't know what spiral means in this context, but I think I eat it in columns. Bite the middle, finish that column up and down, move over to the next column and repeat