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[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

For the unawares, Donald Trump wrote poetry to his good friend Jeffery Epstein in the drawing of a woman where the signature represents the privates.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The letter from Donald Trump was framed by the outline of a naked woman with several lines of typewritten text imagining a conversation between the pair.[1]

"Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything

Donald: Yes, there is, but I won't tell you what it is.

Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is.

Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey.

Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it.

Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. .

Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret."

— Trump's letter to Epstein

The Wall Street Journal described the drawing as " ... [appearing] to be hand-drawn with a heavy marker. A pair of small arcs denotes the woman's breasts, and [Trump's] signature is a squiggly "Donald" below her waist, mimicking pubic hair".[1] After Epstein's estate provided a copy of the album to Congress, the Journal published a copy of the letter with the drawing and Trump's signature.[4]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Epstein%27s_50th_birthday_greeting_album

[–] saimen@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

Only Trump would compliment himself in a imagined conversation as a birthday present.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Donald Trump working on his birthday letter to Jeffery Epstein

Donald Trump working on his birthday letter to Jeffery Epstein